A selection of semi-funny Equine related jokes …
Q: What has four frogs but doesn’t croak?
A: A horse!
Q: What is a horse’s favorite football team?
A: The Colts
Q: What do you call a clean Appaloosa?
Q: Can anyone tell me what it means if we find a horseshoe?
A: That a horse is walking around in it’s socks?
Q: What is a horse’s favorite game?
A: Stable tennis
Q. What has four legs and flies?
A. A horse is the summer
Q. Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
A .He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!
Rhoda horse yesterday and fell off
Q: What kind of horse likes the wind best?
A: A Draft Horse!
Q: What’s the scariest kind of horse?
A: A night mare!
Q: What’s a horses favorite fruit?
A: Canter’ lope!