Horsey Jokes

A selection of semi-funny Equine related jokes …

Q: What has four frogs but doesn’t croak?
A: A horse!

Q: What is a horse’s favorite football team?
A: The Colts

Q: What do you call a clean Appaloosa?
A: Spotless!

Q: Can anyone tell me what it means if we find a horseshoe?
A: That a horse is walking around in it’s socks?

Q: What is a horse’s favorite game?
A: Stable tennis 

Q. What has four legs and flies?
A. A horse is the summer

Q. Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
A .He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Rhoda
Rhoda who?
Rhoda horse yesterday and fell off

Q: What kind of horse likes the wind best?
A:  A Draft Horse!

Q:  What’s the scariest kind of horse?
A:  A night mare!

Q:  What’s a horses favorite fruit?
A:  Canter’ lope!

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One thought on “Horsey Jokes

  1. kshai1715 August 11, 2014 / 3:07 pm

    I believe the correct answer to finding a horse shoe is…. you save $10 on the next farrier visit 🙂 gnuck, gnuck, gnuck.

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